Shit my mom watches on Netflix

obscureandoffbeatcinema asked:

This would be a lot more interesting if you watched the films, and your continual insinuation that your mom watches "smut", makes her seem a lot more progressive than you are. That being said, it's kinda interesting, I just wish it was funny.

I don’t have the time to watch as many movies as my mom. I call most of the movies smut because they are. They’re not about caring relationships, interesting characters, or creative stroylines. They’re almost porn. I don’t care if people watch smut or porn. Its just the fact that its my mother that makes me laugh so hard. As for progressive-ness, she is not. She bashes anyone with a alternative lifestyle to her own. She has said before that she doesn’t believe gays are real. She thinks its just to get attention, but then she watches movies about gay relationships. She also believes a woman isn’t complete unless she gets married and has babies. She’s against just about everything in those movies. I’m actually legitimately surprised she hasn’t read 50 Shades of Grey yet (she did say its on her reading list tho) So, there’s that.

I’m sorry you don’t think I’m funny. Plenty of other people do.

Besides, I’m probably gonna shut this blog down anyway, since I don’t have the time to keep up with it due to school, work, and my other blogs. So if I’ve ruined your tumblr experience, I’m sorry I’ll be gone soon.